Choose Your Own Adventure

back from breezy chicago

dinosaurcookies — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:33:45 +0000

While they didn’t quite match up to the Spicy Redneck, I sure do miss Chicago-style hot dogs. If anything, at least I managed to add wild boar to my forest-meat-eating-repertoire. Also, fries cooked in duck fat are so. super. tasty.

On a completely different note, SPARKLY UNICORNS ARE BACK ON ESPN. Go here, then press up up down down left right left right b a b a to see THIS. Maybe I’d pay more attention to sports if things like that popped up on the screen more often. Anyway, gooo Celtics!

domo domo

dinosaurcookies — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:34:55 +0000

PHOTOSHOP stop playing with my tender heart.

me wearing robot pants

dinosaurcookies — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:09:27 +0000

here’s a little piece i wrote on gizmodo about honda’s walking assist devices, which were based on the world’s #1 cool robot asimo. this is a video of him falling down some slippery stairs.

baby t rex winds up the pitch

dinosaurcookies — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:45:11 +0000

even with all the tasty foods at the new citi stadium, dinosaur baseball > regular baseball

delicious whippy lights

dinosaurcookies — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:16:19 +0000

i want to hang these little electronic dairy treasures all over my room, just like dominic monaghan’s hobbit-like carnie character in the new xmen origins movie OMG THE UNFINISHED LEAK IS SO TERRIBLE DON’T WATCH IT.

baby roscharch

dinosaurcookies — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:27:24 +0000

i love that he’s got a can of beans. from handmadestuffs.com.

unidog!

dinosaurcookies — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 14:38:09 +0000

from archie mcphee:

This is not a costume. This is a kit to completely transform your beloved pug or beagle from a cute canine to the ultimate unicorn. It includes screw-in horn, hoof attachments, medical grade glue, peroxide, mane fur, a tail and a handful of glitter! Just peroxide the color out of your dogs hair and attach the fur and accessories with glue. Once you have the horn in place (Dremel not included) your beloved pooch will be ready to accompany you to fairyland. Please specify size of dog when ordering. Not legal in California, New Mexico and part of Maine.

as much a i luv unicorns, i’m not sure how this glittery torture device is legal anywhere. my little heart is torn between the righteousness of having my own unidog and the sheer horror of bleaching a dog’s hair, gluing on the hooves and mane, and oh, drilling a horn into his skull. wtf. why couldn’t the hooves be slip on booties or something? i don’t even want to think about the horn anymore.

pork chop piggy bank

dinosaurcookies — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:04:13 +0000

What do I love more, porkchops or fake mustaches?

bear sleeping bag

dinosaurcookies — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:02:38 +0000

almost camping season!

giga purin

dinosaurcookies — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:33:18 +0000

happy new year from me and Purin. Link via TokyoMango.